BREAKING NEWS!!

President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as “Bush’s Fault”. Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake’s suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.

This was an anonymous piece too funny to not pass on.

On a more serious note.

Just announced today, Monday, September 12, is a Tea Party GOP Presidential Debate in Tampa, Florida to be broadcast at 5:00 P.M. West Coast time also today. Tea Party People have not been satisfied with the type of questioning of candidates in previous debates that largely excludes seeking candidate views on the Constitution and the Federal Reserve. Why held the same day as the announcement of this debate and buried deep within the few newspapers that are willing to notify the public, was not answered by the California Wire Reports reporting the event but we thank them for what coverage they did allow. Dr. Pease